She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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