ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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