I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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