I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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