I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
