The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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