Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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