what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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