Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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