my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
