If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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