if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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