Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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