I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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