i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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