A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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