seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
