YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
True college students do jello shots in the library
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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