Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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