fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
as a side note pls kill me
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