After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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