She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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