the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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