You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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