her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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