Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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