Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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