I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
id be glad to
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I will pee on everything he values.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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