worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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