just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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