Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
