My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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