There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I AM VODKA MAN
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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