it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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