when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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