do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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