So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize