does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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