wakey wakey hands off snakey
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just gift wrapped bread.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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