is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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