The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
