today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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