Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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