problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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