You just made me feel so damn special
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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