shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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