party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
