I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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