On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm both gender and math confused
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