Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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