What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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