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(731): View more from Tennessee

Oral text is very safe with the right protection.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'

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that's awkward

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(972): View more from Texas

some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.

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(914): View more from New York

After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...

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(609): View more from New Jersey

they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?

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(503): View more from Oregon

Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.

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(317): View more from Indiana

just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype

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